January 2011
SPEAK NOW: i’m moody. i’m sarcastic. i act... →
sothisismeswallowingmypride:
i’m moody. i’m sarcastic. i act bipolar. i can be rude. i shut off when i get upset. i act like the little things are the end of the world. i cry about small things. i care about things that don’t matter. i’m mean to some of my best friends. i let people walk over me. i’m forgiving. but i never…
The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
And you’re just like WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
Reblog if you remember that creepy ass baby sun...
When your best friend asks you "you like him,...
you’re like
your best friend is like “I knew it”
and you’re like “you better keep your mouth shut”
I am not a perfect lover. I say what’s on my mind....
“‘Cause sometimes, that mountain you’ve been climbing is just a grain of sand....”
– Carrie Underwood - So small (via quote-book)
When you go out with your friends and they're all...
livetoinspire:
frailwordscollapse:
LOLZ
When someone is trying to mouth something to you...
You've never spoke to me but you hate me?
you're the only person that ever made me feel...
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
tashajoy:
classs-c:
a-happyheart:
“Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.”
BAHAHA. I can’t even.
That awkward moment when you find out that your...
On the outside your like
And you’re all pissed off like
But on the inside you’re like
Then you find out who’s the little twat he’s been crushing on, and you’re all like
And then all you really wanna do is like
But then you realize that you’re too good for him anyways, so you’re like
Dropping your phone.
The first time:
The next few times:
After a million times:
After a billion times:
When you're eating and you see something funny.
99% of the time I reblog.
1% of the time I post shit that nobody reads.
Have you ever texted someone
And they took forever to text back, so you checked what time you sent the text, calculated how long it took for them to reply, and tried to make them wait longer before you send your next response.
